So yesterday me and my friend had freshly spawned on the coast preparing for one of our groups "pow wows". So we decide to meet up in Kamyshovo where he finds a broken ATV, luckily we find the necessary parts to fix it in the nearby industrial building. So we take off towards Balota airstrip in hopes of a gun. He breaks his leg and gives me the only weapon we have, a hatchet. So I continue off looting while he stays at the ATV. I find only a Remington with 16 rounds, so I promptly take it.

Now I'm returning to the ATV when my other friend who spawned in Kamenka says he saw a GAZ ( a car for those who don't know) driving down the road headed East. Well that's good for me cause its probably headed my way. So just for the lulz I sit up in a bush beside the road to take a couple pot-shots at it as it drives by. Sure enough I see it within the minute and start shooting. I get about 4 slugs into the car before it drives past me. Whatever that was funny any ways. But now I see the car turning around and drives to about 30-40M in front of me there they stop.

Now I'm thinking lelelelelelele but also OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK. So I hide behind a bush and wait for them to get out of the vehicle. Soon enough two guys in ghillie suits pop out and I start to blast away. It was night time so I couldn't tell whether or not I'm hitting them, but I see at least one of them running away with blood pouring out of him. They both get behind the car and use that as cover as the both start blasting away at my bush with fully auto guns. Now I'm thinking "oh fuck what did I get myself into". So I hide behind my bush, the only cover I have between me and them. Now I hear cracks and whizzes of bullets flying past me and naturally prone to make the most of my cover. But in between them firing I'm shooting at them. We had a stand off for about 5 min of us exchanging fire until I'm out of ammo. Now I'm sitting there like what the fuck do I do now. But my friend watching this from the ATV reminds me that I have a hatchet. Well fuck, that's all I got now? Whatever I'll wait until they both go behind cover and run like a madman. So that's what I do, get in third person, hide behind the bush. They both go behind. Oh what's this? They have been getting mauled by zombies at the same time?

ZOMBIES DISTRACT THEM! SAVE ME!. I run in flanking to the right dodging gunfire until they cant see me any more. Run in at them and a couple hacks and slashes later my two victims are now laying at my feet dead... with all the gear the coast would need.


Now I wish I had a recording software so I could have recorded this but you just need to take my word for it I guess.
But here is the loot list

Guy #1: m249 saw, Coyote backpack, nvgs, and all the utilities I need.

Guy #2: M4A3 CCO, Alice pack, all the utilities i need.

Car: 2x Mp5, Bizon, 2x DMR, as50, 2x FN FAL, assorted ammo, parts, food, and meds.

I know its not the best loot ever but its all I need for my lulz on the coast


Pic from our pow wow: http://steamcommunity.com/id/buttsec...63381731385311 (as you can see I have two murders and only two zombie kills)