TNS is having a Christmas Party!



An invitation arrives at your doorstep. Opening it, you see you're invited to TNS's first annual Christmas Party! You get onto the Taco Plane, travel down to Suri's house, and step into the door.
The place is crawling with people. This is where your story begins.

Post what you see at the party in this thread.


I see Spanky with a large cabinet. It's chained up and shaking. I'm pretty sure there are voices coming out of it.

LOL... Well... Uh... Do I let @Torment & @Doc Polska out of my cabinet...? Or uhh... This is awkward.

I walk in and Brickmaster is there fully undressed trying to forticate with the party favors (As usual).

I walk in to see Deadi arguing with his brother Richard, telling him that he can't take him to Radioshack and to fetch him his Tampico. There is also dogs. Lots of dogs.

I see @Honorordeath; drunk as hell. Breaking all the shit in the house. He notices me then chases me around the house trying to seduce me.

I merely sit by the fireplace, polishing my mask, smoke swirling about my head. Every now and then, I throw another various semi-flammable and possibly incriminating object on the fire. "One of these days," I mutter over and over again "One of these days."

I can't see anything!

SPANKY LET ME OUT!

I stand in a corner watching everyone, well sipping an alcoholic fruity beverage.