omg I'm going to give you my 100% secret holiday fun to-do fun list!

1) Stroke some display fruit
2) Tell the locals that you're Hannah Montana but you're on a secret film set so shh
3) Put a condom on each finger and go around caressing people's faces
4) Put on a Japanese accent as pretend to be allergic to cats
5) Throw cats at people
6) Eat cats (only the ones that die after being thrown, you're not a barbarian)
7) Buy some shoes that don't even fit you or any of your friends!!!
8) Lurk around in the male changing rooms pretending to be a sex pest with a camera
9) Pretend your neighbour is your mailman and call him/her a low-rent jezebel
10) Go to a children's hospital and pat them on their head (if they look contagious, see number 3 for protective reasons) and let them know it's okay until they graduate

HAVE ALL OF THE HOLIDAY FUN
LOVE,
KNGONG