Here's mine:
[Initiate jokeplsdontbanme.exe]
I'm an admin and it's okay!
I ban all night and I abuse all day!
It's not all fun, being like me!
I can't just abuse, I have responsibility!
Don't ask me any questions, I can't tell!
My only response will be to go to Hell!
So go fuck off, don't bother me
Can't your dumbass see, that I'm busy!
[end jokeplsdontbanme.exe]

I only mean this in satire, you guys are all really great.