k gud

Dun leave meh Dave

Swerving like a swerve

SAME!

But Dave, it was cold today and the area I live in isn't exactly a desert, so I rarely see fires ;-;

And I see Kengon has found your profile as well.

THE MARS ROVER MISSION BUT YOU WILL BE STRANDED THERE ALONE AND UNLOVED IN A FEW YEARS AND THEN WHO WILL BE LAUGHING HAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA HA

Mission may not end but transmission will

huehuehue your friend has a cat..?

huehue... hue...

/me grabs my cat-sack and shuffles away

I like to dress as a vet and go to a vets and call people into my room and tell people their cats are terminally ill and there's nothing they can do and they have 3 days left with their cats and then the people make the most of their cat and love it loads and loads and loads and then the cat doesn't die, and they realise I was wrong and that they have found a new way to respect their cat and not take advantage of having it around when it is alive and then I feel happy because I have augmented their love for their cat and it's good

but if they don't love their cat more I just go and kill it, and their firstborn child as penance

I'm prepared to forgive you so we can resume our usual loveliness

but

I am Kengon
Your long treasured companion and esteemed lover