Congrats beetlejuice and insectlegs! I'm sure you got promoted on other merits than your hands... But they are so good

Also I'mma train you so hard you'll squeal and weep. TAKE IT BOI.

You're good at writing romances

The Story of the Hands
By Kengon.

Once there was a little man called Takz.










His hands were horrible.

The end.

I'm sure your hands are nice really

Hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands you have nasty hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands.

You know who has nice hands?

Greyfire.

And not you.

The Story of Little Takz Riding Hood
By Kengon.

One day Takz was walking in the woods, when a pedo wolf approached.
"Oh what nice riding hood you have!", said the wolf.
"All the better to ride you with.", replied Takz Riding Hood.
"Oh what nice breasts you have...", the wolf commented.
"All the better to breast feed my children with!", a heavily pregnant Takz retorted.
"Oh what nice hands you have...", the wolf started saying.
"All the better to tou-"
"LOL I WAS BEING IRONIC THEY'RE SO TEDIOUS AND HORRIBLE AND GNARLED, WHAT DISGUSTING HANDS, NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO BE TOUCHED BY THEM. EVER. YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY." the wolf yelled, then pranced off content with himself.

The end.

"O luk @ me n ma handz dey so nice"



YOU FOOL NO ONE.

I will destroy you and your hands imminently and in equal measure.