Why herro der my bovine friend.

FFFFRRRROOOOOOBBB

Consider this an offical request to change your location to "move under your bed with me"

~Froob

Your location has been proven false as of 1/08/12.

It is not possible to be at more than one location at a single moment in time. Since the internet is available to anyone and anything, you would be under every bed that exists! As stated earlier, this is not possible. Consider this an official request for you to change your location to "No one likes me", because your location is a lie, and no one likes a liar, meaning no one likes you.

(I also looked under my bed.. but you weren't there D

Good day to you.