Even though you've retired, you're 8,000,000 years old and the 6th brightest star in the sky (wikipedia says). So I guess it's swings and roundabouts, si?
And then, don't forget the popular saying "there's no sex like a rigel sex", which is inspired by you!

What's happening with people like Jeff and Milk who were part of GR but banned from TNS?

All these birds