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Once there was a small mushroom called Takz.

He worked hard at school and was very clever because of it.

One day, his mushroom teacher suggested him for a big, exciting job in Mushrome, the nearest city.

It was a fantastic opportunity!

Takz jumped on the first train to interview for the position.

He nervously practiced his interview techniques on the train under his mushroom-y voice.

Suddenly he was turned into a delicious mushroom soup.

Oh well.

THE END



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GOSPEL IS COOL

DO NOT HELP NO POLICY. HE IS MY SPAWN.

You have been warned. You will got no such further warnings.

Good day, sir.

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