Casual.

Play dota.

Scrub.

I dunno what you're eluding to, but sure I hope it involves you doing a sexy, shocking dance

Well I'd wait on doing that, things may be changing soon for the best, and you'll get all the attention you seek!!!

Well... Maybe I'll become more active in GR, but only because I'm crying and need constant supportive attention

Maybe I'll do it first, and I'll add a side of wham bam ban!!

Maybe one day I'll come out of retirement just to 'accidentally' reset your page views.

Heh heh heh... And I'm serious

You're still about 16K views away from catching up to me... maybe one day someone will get near my page views.

I'll show you these melons one day yet, sir, yes I will...

*wanders off mumbling*

That's only because everyone that views my profile sends me essay questions to answer and don't have enough text space to post on my visitor message wall ^-^.